Exercise plan for the over-40s
1. Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
2. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.
3. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
4. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
5. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks.
6. Then try 50-lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
7. After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.

*laughs*
I rarely think these things are amusing, but this one just holds back that punchline beautifully.
(Anonymous)
Funny quote
"But don't you worry, its for a cause -- feeding global corporations' paws."
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