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Exercise plan for the over-40s


1. Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

2. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.

3. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

4. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.

5. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks.

6. Then try 50-lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.

7. After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks. 

Comments

Oh yeah. Now that's a plan I can implement.
*laughs*
I'm a powerhouse: I'm skipping straight to the potato.
You really don't want to overdo these things...
New or old potatoes?
I'm thinking new. You start with new, anyway, but obviously after a certain time new potatoes become old ones...
Are these Yukon Golds, or Redskins?
These are fine English King Edwards and nothing else will do!
Sounds like just the regimen for me. You could patent this, you know ;)
I can't take any credit for it. It was Skyped to me by someone who got it on email.

I rarely think these things are amusing, but this one just holds back that punchline beautifully.
lool
I'm just seconding Aliette here; this was brilliant, thanks for posting.
*snerk*

(Anonymous)

Funny quote


"But don't you worry, its for a cause -- feeding global corporations' paws."


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